It's raining this morning. When I was coming to school, it was pouring and it was as dark as the inside of a sock puppet. What does this mean to me?
1. Drive cautiously.
2. Drive slower than usual.
What does this mean to some other drivers?
1. Drive as fast as you possibly can. Even faster than normal. If it is possible to break the sound barrier with your vehicle, go for it. Bad weather means nothing. Disregard it.
2. Drive as close as possible to the car in the front of you. Do not pass them on the left. Just drive as close as possible. Closer. Closer. I think it's possible to get a hair between the two bumpers. Get closer. And it is most effective if this is done in a truck so your headlights are looming huge, blinding and intimidating in the mirrors.
Moron.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Breaking the Sound Barrier
Posted by Jan Ross at 8:36 AM
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5 comments:
Yea, and you drive to work at like, 6 in the morning or something-imagine traffic for us 8-5 workers!
Love your blog Mom;)
Yeah...ummm...I AM that person you hate. The super cautious driver. You are probably yelling at me all the time. Sorry.
You are definitely one of those people that Charing hates, because riding with you drives ME crazy.
I am so excited about your blog! How lucky am I that I do not have to get on any main roads when I go to work. It takes me like 3 minutes...seriously! I do get really crazy when Nick drives and I keep grabbing onto the handle and slamming my foot down on my magical make believe brake that I do think will one day work for me and save our lives just at the right time.
Will you be talking about Hero's on your blog...so excited for the 22nd!
Why, oh, why don't those imaginary brakes work? If I could only snap Tom's head forward a couple of times, maybe he would not get so spine-chillingly close to the car in front of us...
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