Shocking Behavior

Have you heard about this? Apparently, there is a new sports bra with sensors built in that can determine your heart rate and send it to a watch you can wear, so that you can keep up your heart rate when exercising. If you are insanely in shape, like me, check out this bra at: http://www.numetrex.com/about/the-system

I am here to tell you that this is not an item of clothing I will EVER be purchasing.

The most I ask of my sports bras, which, as you know, I wear as often as I exercise which is often once in a while never whenever I realize I have, indeed, eaten an entire Whitman's Sampler, is to provide me a little support.

Not to electronically provide me with information. And really. Don't you think this is just asking for trouble? Next they will be making a sports bra that will actually talk to you. "HEY. YOU. Put DOWN the brownie and get back in there and walk on that treadmill." Or, wait!

I know. Next they will make a sports bra that will give you a tiny shock whenever you pick up a an iced sugar cookie.

This could be very, very bad for me. This could easily result in a situation where someone will find me sprawled on the floor of my kitchen, shocked to death.

With a cookie in each hand.

Cookie! Cookie!

So, I missed a session at the conference this weekend because I was too busy manipulating pictures on a blog post to go downstairs. I missed REAL LIFE because I was too busy with my VIRTUAL LIFE. That's a little something, I think. A little strange. A little surreal. A comment on our technology-obsessed times.

On the other hand, since I didn't have to waste an hour at the conference, I could have another cookie. So, it's all good.

Do you have a problem with pictures on your blog? How they always upload at the top, instead of where you tell them to go? So that moves everything down and then you have to drag that picture down in the right place and fix all the typing and then you realize you want to put one more picture on there and you have to start all over again?

I've tried putting all the pictures on there, then adding the text but if you hit backspace one time too many, it deletes a picture and you have to start all over again? It makes me crazy. I wish there was an Edit, Undo for when I make those mistakes.

I know you can tell it to put the picture on the right or left but has anyone figured a way to tell it exactly WHERE to put the picture so it doesn't automatically put it at the top of the post?

Or maybe it's just me. I hope it's not just me.