I Really Don't Know If You Can Stand How COOL I Truly Am

You might think you are pretty cool. And that you are a PRETTY COOL blogger. But your coolness PALES in comparison to mine. You are like one of those teeny, tiny dorm refrigerators compared to my huge, large, put-it-in-the-garage it is so big freezer coolness. You are like...OK, I guess you get it.

Look up at my url address way up there at the top of the screen. Do you see that little shoe? Do you? That is my blogicon. And I am so very pleased with it. (it may take a minute or so to pop up)

I knew I had to have one the first time I saw one over at The Secret Is In The Sauce so I went to visit Rock Starr Mom and she made me one! Just like that! No time at all! And only $10. I think she is my new best friend.

If you want to attempt to attain my level of coolness, go visit her. And you will have one too. But you will never be as cool as me. Because. Well. That's just NOT POSSIBLE.